WHAT?????? I hope you are JOKING!!!! I don't care if you tie me up and touture me with a feather, I don't care if you have a bazooka, I don't care if you have a rabbid dog named Fido ready to attack me...I am NOT going up in the air in a BALLOON!!!!! And you know why I wont go in a balloon?????
THEY POP!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sheeeeeeesh woman...trying to get rid of me or something??? I am afraid of heights sometimes....And I don't want to be up a thousand feet in something that could POP if a hummingbird hit it and then suddenly discover I am afraid of heights!!!
Plus when you are a thousand feet above the ground WHAT DO YOU DO IF YOU HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM???
I shudded to think of me dropping my drawers in front of you and hanging it over the side to the crowd looking up from below.
Little kids will be looking up pointing saying "mommy mommy...look at the full moon!"
Some astronomer would look and exclaim, "my heavens, a new black hole!!"
And some politician would hold out his hand and say, "this rain is yellow?"
And the Nun would thank the Lord for her habbit.
Think of something else to do please :)
Bowling sounds safe LOL